To be sung to the tune of "Camp Granada" 

HELLO RUDOLF, HELLO MOSES 
NICE TO MEET YOU; AND YOU, JOSEPH 
WE HAVE WONDERED WHERE YOU'RE HIDING 
SEARCHED EVERY PROVINCE, CITY, TOWN AND RIDING. 

WE FOUND MITTCHEL; SHOULD BE MICHEL 
PERSON WRITING, THOUGHT IT SWELL. 
HOW COULD HE KNOW THE FUTURE HELD, 
SCRUTINY OF THE WAY HE SPELLED? 

UNCLE FRED, RENEE AND BILL, 
WE STILL HAVE BLANKS TO FILL. 
THOUGH WE KNOW WHERE SOME DID WALK. 
WOULD BE NICE IF THEY WOULD SIMPLY TALK.

TO THOSE BI-LINGUAL, MERCI BEAUCOUP.
"TRANSLATION, PLEASE"--A CALL TO YOU.
WITHOUT A THOUGHT, YOU DELIVER.
WHILE "EN FRANCAIS" STILL MAKES ME QUAKE AND QUIVER. 

OH DEAR, LISTERS, ONE AND ALL, 
WE HAVE TUMBLED MANY WALLS. 
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SHARING, 
FOR YOUR LOOKUPS, VARIED TALES, AND CARING. 

THOUGH YOUR PATIENCE HAS BEEN TESTED,
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR CAN'T BE BESTED. 
KNOWING YOU HAS BEEN REWARDING, 
SO A "GENIE" PLAQUE, I HEREBY AM AWARDING
 
Composed one Long and sleepless night by                                      Mary Chapman, 2002