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Do you have the bean-counter gene?

Quick! How Many Beans?

I know i don't have the bean-counter gene.

If you tried to count the jellybeans before the numbers finished appearing, then quite simply you have the bean-counter gene.

If you thought about which one you would eat, you are intuitive (and perhaps a tad overweight, eh?). If you thought that the purple one stood out then you have read Ayn Rand. If you thought "That graphic takes too long to load." or you tried to click on it because it had a colored border, then you're a webgeek. If you thought "I think he missed one..." then one of your parents had the bean-counter gene but s/he failed to pass it on to you; however you harbor thinly-veiled resentment for having to grow up around it. If your guess was around 26, then you're a pessimist. If you thought it was over 100, then you're an optimist. If your guess was 69, you're close but sex is clouding your judement. If you started reading this paragraph instead, or never made it this far then you are healthy. I now pronounce you completely cured!
(Queue up the "Laying of Hands" sequence).

 

If you thought something else, e-mail me.

 

p.s. I don't know if this held any interest for 'beancounters' or not, but it sure amused me making it! By the way, they HAVE located the beancounter gene in the Human Genome Project.