"Martian" Theme Song

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Martian National Anthem ...
it's out of this world!

"Martian" Genealogy

MIGRATION
Where the heck did these "aliens" come from?

"MARTIAN" FAMILY TREE
Some of the "aliens" that make up Lisa's family tree.

MIGRATION
Where the heck did these aliens come from?

Well .... from Mars, of course!  A better question, I guess, would be HOW did they get here?  To answer that tricky question, I'm afraid my only "source" is oral history passed down from my father.  According to him, in 1927 he and several fellow Martians (yikes .... there's others!) arrived on this planet in their spaceship to study the odd human creatures existing here.  He cleverly disguised himself as a human baby and .... amazingly enough .... two human adults actually believed he was THEIR baby!  The humans took him home from the hospital, and took care of him for years and years.  

"MARTIAN" FAMILY TREE
Some of the "aliens" that make up Lisa's family tree.

My Martian translation skills aren't the best,
 so this tree may contain a few errors!

1. QZUILEHMMMEVB, EMKGU, b. Jan. 1, 0001, Sector 1, Mars, d. March 31, 1012, Sector 12, Mars, m. AIIERKANZP DSKAJ, children:  Jreioa, Mjeiwpou, Rmrkwo, Pmflkwarej

2.   QZUILEHMMMEVB, MJEIWPOU, b. July 15, 0050, Sector 3, Mars, d. November 22, 1073, Sector 5, Mars, m. EIOOIREW REIOWJFK, children:  Nmekwoj, Tjewoimew, Gjgrewuh, Ifrmiohnuirewyyx

3.  QZUILEHMMMEVB, IFRMIOHNUIREWYYX, b. February 13, 0099, Sector 3, Mars, d. February 20, 1372, Sector 52, Mars, m. URIEWQMNKL FLRIEJJV, children:  Afmrkol, Ufmkwrao, Emfrois, Jmeiopoofehi

4.  QZUILEHMMMEVB, UFMKWRAO, b. December 4, 1034, Sector 52, Mars, m. YFMEWIO DMFRIOCB, children:  Yrogerg, Lfmeiojfie, Vfmgrispd, Zfgmrioaps

5.  QZUILEHMMMEVB, YROGERG, b. August 14, 1076, Sector 52, Mars ....

THEN .... he came to Earth in 1927 disguised as a human baby, spelled his first name backwards, took on the last name of the humans who took him home from the hospital, and became ....

GREGORY DONOVAN !!!