So many relatives, so little time
So many branches, so few roots
I'd rather look for dead people than have them look for me
Life is lived forward, but understood backwards
I used to have a life then I started doing genealogy
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin
Gene Police! You, out of the pool
Genealogist caught trying to chop down family tree
Genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate
Genealogists...People helping people...that's what it's all about
Genealogists don't die, they just loose their census
Genealogists live in the past lane
Reminder!! Undocumented genealogy is mythology
Whoever said seek and ye shall find was not a genealogist
A family tree can wither if no one tends its roots
Someday you'll be an ancestor too
Trees without roots fall over
