1917 CLASS WILL

	We, the class of '17, do realize that we are soon to be thought of as
 deceased by the school.  We are now leaving and in order that we may be 
remembered by those who are to follow us, we hereby bequeath our chief
 characteristics and our most prized valuables to those whom we are now leaving.
	We hope each and every individual will be pleased and satisfied with
 the gift we think they need most.
	We hereby will our valuables to the following people and in the 
following order:
Frank Wiley . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A bottle of Ketch-up
Thelma Schug . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Six ounces of common sense
Helen Habel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A personal talking machine
Floyd Ta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A little bit of nerve
Ruby Sipe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Power to stir up a fuss
Opal Kline . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A peace alarm clock
Otto Habel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  .Power to be reconciled
Dorthy Putman . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gum for sewing class
Lois Kemp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hosts of salted peanuts
Ruth Habel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Receips for catching a future
Edna Woodring . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Two grains of anti-sarcasm
LaVerne Dowling . . . . . . . . . . . . . Exceedingly sombre cast of mind
Ruth Potter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A violent temper
Chester Smout . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Power to straighten up
Eva Deck . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Two pounds of sentiment
Fred Keller . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .One week of absolute sincerity
Hope Everet. . . . . . . . . . . . . .A perfectly harmless old maid's cat
Gladys Vaughan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Power to keep peace
Marguerite Fleming . . .  . . . . . . . . . . Excellent quality of beauty
Arvella Carroll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Instructions in singing
Ethel Pittman . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Straightening powders
Ralph Kriegert . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A comb
	Other valuables to be divided as follows:
Howard Everett . . . . . . . . . . . . . . One-fourth Essence of Ambition
Kenneth Vaughan . . . . . . . . . . . . Three-fourths Essence of Ambition
Flossie Wentz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  .One-half Floral Dignity
Ova Overmeyer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . One-half Floral Dignity
	Growing pills and powders are to be divided equally among:
Clifford Babcock, Ralph Mohr, Harry Deck and Archie Krieger.
	We also have best wishes for the success of our followers.