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This was sent to me by a friend. They made me smile-
I hope they make you smile too. If you can smile
too- it will be worthwhile....Mary 

Would you believe...these are copies of actual correspondence
received by the Family History Department:
Our 2nd great grandfather was found dead crossing the plains
in the library. He was married 3 times in the endowment house
and has 21 children.
He and his daughter are listed as not being born
I would like to find out if I have any living relatives or
dead relatives or ancestors in my family.
Will you send me a list of all the Dripps in your library
My Grandfather died at the age of 3.
We are sending you 5 children in a separate envelope
Documentation:  Family Bible in possession of Aunt Merle
until the tornado hit Topeka, Kansas, now only the Good 
Lord know where it is . 
The wife of #22 could not be found. Somebody suggested that
she might have been stillborn-what do you think?
I am mailing you my aunt and uncle and 3 of their children.
Enclosed please find my Grandmother. I have worked on her
for 30 years without success. Now see what you can do.
I have a hard time finding myself in London. If I were 
there I was very small and cannot be found.
This family had 7 nephews that I am unable to find. If you 
know who they are, please add them to the list.
We lost our Grandmother, will you please send us a copy?
Will you please send me the name of my first wife?
I have forgotten her name.
A 14-year-old boy wrote:  "I do not want you to do my
research for me. Will you please send me all of the material
on the Welch line, in the US, England and Scotland countries?
I will do the research.

Resent-Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 20:53:19 -0800 (PST) Old-To: Date: 2 Nov 1998 20:42:41 -0800 From: (Mary Moore) Organization: RootsWeb Genealogical Data Cooperative Sender: Reply-To: Subject: Some humor??? Resent-Message-ID: <"raq6cB.A.sQC.6woP2"> To: Resent-From: X-Mailing-List: archive/latest/31943 X-Loop: Precedence: list Resent-Sender: X-UIDL: 645f361dae6403c7886af60ebe9f5073 horizontal rule

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