Beware The Churches Of Glasgow...

One wonders what impelled the Archbishop of Glasgow to deliver his insanely thorough damnation of the "traitors, reivers, thieves and duellists of...Teviotdale, Eskdale, Liddesdale, Ewesdale, Nithsdale and Annandale..." Glasgow was never quite near the border marches. So why would the Archbishop have cared? Whether he cared or not, he certainly spoke out. He cursed our ancestors going or riding, sitting or standing, eating or drinking or sleeping. He cursed each of our individual body parts as well, and wished upon us the fates of Lucifer, and of Sodom and Gomorrah. Walking with my wife through the streets of Glasgow, I came across this fine old church. Although fearful for my soul, lest some local divine catch sight of me and intuit my surname, I quickly stole this image and we absconded with all due haste.