You know your addicted to genealogy if

..... you've traced every one of your ancestral lines back to Adam and Eve, have it fully documented, and still don't want to quit.

..... you are the only person to show up at the cemetery research party with a shovel.

..... a magical genie appears and agrees to grant your any one wish, and you ask that the 1890 census be restored.

..... you'd rather read census schedules than a good book.

..... when you're more interested in what happened in 1697 than 1997.

..... you store clothes under the bed and your closet is carefully stacked with notebooks and journals.

..... ...when you hyperventilate at the sight of an old cemetery.

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!

I should have asked them BEFORE they died!

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for public office.

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

“So…Luke has a sister.” -Darth Vader

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

It's 2003... Do you know where your Great Great Grandparents are?

A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

Whoever said "Seek and ye shall find" was not a genealogist!

My great great grandparents were Mr. and Mrs. UNKNOWN.

Genealogists live in the past lane.