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 A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
  
  On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome,
  great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a 
 bad case of dandruff.
  
  The man gets off on the 5th floor.
  
  Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone 
 should give him Head & Shoulders."
  
  To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"
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 A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
 Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a
 scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
 "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that
 was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"  "Yes, officer,
 I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped."  Well, how in the world did this
 happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
 "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving
 along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me.
 So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the
 left and there was ANOTHER tree!  I swerved to the right and there was
 another tree!  I swerved to the left and there was ..."
 "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off ..."there isn't a tree on
 this road for 30 miles.  That was your air freshener swinging back and
 forth."