From: "brojim1" To: "Gary Neuenschwander" , "mike" , "Melissa Estes" , "Jim Walker" , "Jimmy Cochran" , "Jerry /Joan Turner" , "Jim Deke" , "Michele Belthieus" , "Alan E. 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Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ------=_NextPart_000_0027_01C0BAA5.6815C040 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Arkienanny@aol.com=20 To: brojim1@msn.com ; DGoller@coopertire.com ; ELEONMORRISON@aol.com ; = jessica____13@webtv.net ; Jockster39@aol.com ; loriben09@aol.com ; = MPITMAN23@aol.com ; Paluh@email.msn.com ; ViperVenom15@aol.com ; = rn3jcpc@aol.com ; Terry5074@aol.com ; ThomasG1007@aol.com=20 Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2001 1:33 PM Subject: (no subject) <<=20 Please read and pass this on to everyone on your email=20 list. It will save you so much time by not having to=20 reading bogus emails. =20 1. Big companies don't do business via chain letters=20 and there are no computer programs that track how=20 many=20 times an e-mail is forwarded, let alone by whom.=20 Bill=20 Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not=20 giving you a free vacation. There is no baby food=20 company issuing class action checks.=20 2. Proctor and Gamble is not part of a satanic cult=20 or=20 scheme, and its logo is not satanic.=20 3. MTV will not give you backstage passes if you=20 forward something to the most people.=20 4. The Gap is not giving away free clothes neither is=20 Old Navy. You can=20 relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case=20 it's true." Cracker Barrel isnt giving away free=20 food to you for forwarding mail either.=20 5. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No=20 one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a=20 friend of a friend swears it happened to their=20 cousin.=20 If you are hell bent on believing the kidney theft=20 ring stories, see:=20 =20 http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm=20 And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has=20 repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of=20 organ=20 thieves to come forward and tell their stories."=20 None=20 have. That's "none" as in "zero." Not even your=20 friend's cousin.=20 6. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie=20 recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And=20 even=20 if they don't, you can get a copy at:=20 http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html Then, if you=20 make the recipe, decide the cookies are that=20 awesome,=20 feel free to pass the recipe on.=20 7. If the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain=20 plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern=20 seaboard, do you REALLY think this information would=20 reach the public via an AOL chain letter?=20 8. There is no "Good Times" virus. In fact, you=20 should=20 never, ever, ever forward any email containing any=20 virus warning unless you first confirm that an=20 actual=20 site of an actual company that actually deals with=20 viruses.try:=20 http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html And even=20 then, don't forward it. We don't care. And you=20 cannot=20 get a virus from a flashing IM or email, you have to=20 download it....ya know, like, a FILE!=20 9. There is no gang initiation plot to murder any=20 motorist who flashes headlights at another car=20 driving at night without lights.=20 10. If you still absolutely MUST forward that=20 10th-generation message from a friend, at least have=20 the decency to trim the eight miles of headers=20 showing everyone else who's received it over the last 6=20 months. (Think Cut and Paste) It sure wouldn't hurt=20 to get rid of all the "#$%&*.." That begin each line=20 either. Besides, if it has gone around that many=20 times we've probably already seen it.=20 11. Craig Shergold (or Sherwood, or Sherman, etc.)in=20 England is not dying of cancer or anything else at=20 this time and would like everyone to stop sending=20 him their business cards. He apparently is no longer=20 a "little boy" either.=20 12. The "Make a Wish" foundation is a real=20 organization doing fine work, but they have had to=20 establish a special toll free hot line in response=20 to the large number of Internet hoaxes using their=20 good=20 name and reputation. It is distracting them from the=20 important work they do. Also, the American Cancer=20 Society does not give 3 cents for each person=20 you forward e-mail to. They ask for you to donate=20 money, m-o-n-e-y, they don't give it, as if they=20 could know how many e-mails you sent =20 out...sheesh!!!!!!!!!!.=20 13. If you are one of those insufferable idiots who=20 forwards anything that "promises" something bad will=20 happen if you "don't,"-then something bad will=20 happen=20 to you if some of us you forward it to ever meet you=20 in a dark alley.=20 14. Women really are suffering in Afghanistan, but=20 forwarding an e-mail won't help their cause in the=20 least. If you want to help, contact your local=20 legislative representative, or get in touch with=20 Amnesty International or the Red Cross.=20 =20 15. As a general rule, e-mail "signatures" are=20 easily=20 faked and mean nothing to anyone with any power to=20 do=20 anything about whatever the competition is=20 complaining=20 about.=20 16. KFC really does use real Chickens with feathers=20 and beaks and feet. No, they really do. Why did they=20 change their name? In this health conscious=20 world, what was KFC's name? Kentucky FRIED Chicken.=20 FRIED is not healthy. So with the help of a focus=20 group, they changed the name to KFC. It's short,=20 doesn't offend dieters and it's easy to remember.=20 17. Another thing, just because someone said in a=20 message, four generations back, that "we checked it=20 out and it's legit," does not actually make it true.=20 18. There is no bill pending before Congress that=20 will=20 allow long distance companies to charge you for=20 using=20 the Internet.=20 Bottom Line... composing e-mail or posting something=20 on the Net is as easy as writing=20 on the walls of a public rest room. Don't=20 automatically believe it until it's proven=20 false...ASSUME it's false, unless there is proof=20 that=20 it's true.=20 Now copy, paste, and send this to everyone you know=20 or=20 the program I just put on your hard drive while you=20 read this E-mail will open up your CD-ROM and reach=20 out and slap you upside the head.=20 =20 ------=_NextPart_000_0027_01C0BAA5.6815C040 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
 
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Arkienanny@aol.com=20
To: brojim1@msn.com ; DGoller@coopertire.com ; ELEONMORRISON@aol.com ; jessica____13@webtv.net ; Jockster39@aol.com=20 ; loriben09@aol.com ; MPITMAN23@aol.com ;=20 Paluh@email.msn.com ; ViperVenom15@aol.com ; rn3jcpc@aol.com ; Terry5074@aol.com ;=20 ThomasG1007@aol.com
Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2001 1:33 PM
Subject: (no subject)

<< =
  =20 Please read and pass this on to everyone on your email
list.  = It will=20 save you so much time by not having to
reading bogus emails.  =  =20

      1. Big companies don't do business via = chain=20 letters
       and there are no computer = programs that=20 track how
many
       times an e-mail is = forwarded,=20 let alone by whom.
Bill
       Gates is not = giving=20 you $1000, and Disney is not
       giving you a = free=20 vacation. There is no baby food
       company = issuing=20 class action checks.


       2. Proctor = and=20 Gamble is not part of a satanic cult
or
    =   =20 scheme, and its logo is not satanic.


    =    3.=20 MTV will not give you backstage passes if you
    =   =20 forward something to the most people.


    =    4.=20 The Gap is not giving away free clothes neither is
    Old = Navy.=20 You can
       relax; there is no need to pass = it on=20 "just in case
       it's true."   = Cracker=20 Barrel isnt giving away free
food  to you for forwarding mail = either.=20


       5. There is no kidney theft ring = in New=20 Orleans. No
       one is waking up in a bathtub = full of=20 ice, even if a
       friend of a friend swears = it=20 happened to their
cousin.
       If you are = hell=20 bent on believing the kidney theft
       ring = stories,=20 see:
      =20
http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm
  =  =20    And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has
  =  =20    repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of
organ=20
       thieves to come forward and tell their = stories."=20
None
       have. That's "none" as in = "zero." Not=20 even your
       friend's cousin. =


 =20      6. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie=20
       recipe. And even if they do, we all have = it. And=20
even
       if they don't, you can get a = copy at:=20
       http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html = Then, if=20 you
       make the recipe, decide the cookies = are that=20
awesome,
       feel free to pass the recipe = on.=20


       7. If the latest NASA rocket = disaster(s)=20 DID contain
       plutonium that went to = particulate=20 over the eastern
       seaboard, do you REALLY = think=20 this information would
       reach the public = via an=20 AOL chain letter?


       8. There is no = "Good=20 Times" virus. In fact, you
should
       = never,=20 ever, ever forward any email containing any
    =    virus=20 warning unless you first confirm that an
actual
   =20    site of an actual company that actually deals with =
 =20      viruses.try:
      =20 http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html And even
   =20    then, don't forward it. We don't care. And you
cannot=20
       get a virus from a flashing IM or email, = you have=20 to
       download it....ya know, like, a FILE!=20


       9. There is no gang initiation = plot to=20 murder any
       motorist who flashes = headlights at=20 another car
driving      at night without lights.=20


       10. If you still absolutely MUST = forward=20 that
       10th-generation message from a = friend, at=20 least have
       the decency to trim the eight = miles of=20 headers
showing everyone else who's received it over the last 6 =
 =20      months. (Think Cut and Paste) It sure wouldn't hurt=20
       to get rid of all the "#$%&*.."  = That=20 begin each line
       either. Besides, if it = has gone=20 around that many
       times we've probably = already=20 seen it.


       11. Craig Shergold (or = Sherwood,=20 or Sherman, etc.)in
       England is not dying = of=20 cancer or anything else at
       this time and = would=20 like everyone to stop sending
       him their = business=20 cards. He apparently is no longer
       a = "little boy"=20 either.


       12. The "Make a Wish" = foundation=20 is a real
       organization doing fine work, = but they=20 have had to
       establish a special toll free = hot=20 line in response
       to the large number of = Internet=20 hoaxes using their
good
       name and = reputation.=20 It is distracting them from the
       important = work=20 they do. Also, the American Cancer
       = Society does=20 not give 3 cents for each person
       you = forward=20 e-mail to. They ask for you to donate
       = money,=20 m-o-n-e-y, they don't give it, as if they
       = could=20 know how many e-mails you sent  
out...sheesh!!!!!!!!!!.=20



       13. If you are one of those=20 insufferable idiots who
       forwards anything = that=20 "promises" something bad will
       happen if = you=20 "don't,"-then something bad will
happen
    =    to=20 you if some of us you forward it to ever meet you
    =   =20 in a dark alley.


       14. Women really = are=20 suffering in Afghanistan, but
       forwarding = an=20 e-mail won't help their cause in the
       = least. If=20 you want to help, contact your local
       = legislative=20 representative, or get in touch with
       = Amnesty=20 International or the Red Cross.

 
      = 15. As a=20 general rule, e-mail "signatures" are
easily
    =   =20 faked and mean nothing to anyone with any power to
do
  =  =20    anything about whatever the competition is
complaining=20
      about.


       = 16. KFC=20 really does use real Chickens with feathers
    =    and=20 beaks and feet. No, they really do. Why did they
    =   =20 change their name? In this health conscious
    =   =20 world, what was KFC's name? Kentucky FRIED Chicken.
   =20    FRIED is not healthy. So with the help of a focus =
   =20    group, they changed the name to KFC. It's short,
  =  =20    doesn't offend dieters and it's easy to remember.=20


       17. Another thing, just because = someone=20 said in a
       message, four generations back, = that=20 "we checked it
       out and it's legit," does = not=20 actually make it true.


       18. There = is no=20 bill pending before Congress that
will
    =    allow=20 long distance companies to charge you for
using
   =20    the Internet.


       Bottom = Line...=20 composing e-mail or posting something
       on = the Net=20 is as easy as writing
       on the walls of a = public=20 rest room. Don't
       automatically believe it = until=20 it's proven
       false...ASSUME it's false, = unless=20 there is proof
that
       it's true.=20


       Now copy, paste, and send this to = everyone you know
or
       the program I = just put=20 on your hard drive while you
       read this = E-mail=20 will open up your CD-ROM and reach
       out = and slap=20 you upside the head.
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