From: Jim E Cochran <jimeco@juno.com>
To: brojim1@email.msn.com
Subject: Re: Fw: T-Shirt Slogans
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> T-SHIRT SLOGANS 
> > 1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)  
> > 2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old) 
> > 3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

> > 4. "Procrastinate Now." 
> > 5. "Rehab Is for Quitters." 
> > 6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone." 
> > 7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?" 
> > 8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt) 
> > 9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing
Since
> 15." 
> > 10. "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING." 
> > 11. "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names." 
> > 12. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software." 
> > 13. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN." 
> > 14. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes." 
> > 15. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance." 
> > 16. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!" 
> > 17. "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music." 
> > 18. "MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose." 
> > 19. "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

> > 20. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead." 
> > 21. "Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog." 
> > 22. "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on." 
> > 23. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once." 
> > 24. "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH." 
> > 25. "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, it also uses up a 1000
times
> the memory." 
> > 26. "The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with
it." 
> > 27. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." 
> > 28. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment
> for a pig." 
> > 29. "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years." 
> > 30. "The trouble with life is there's no background music." 
> > 31. "IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?" 
> > 32. "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!" 
> > 33. "The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson." 
> > 34. "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT." 
> > 35. "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit." 
> > 36. "Computer programmers know how to use their hardware." 
> > 37. "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup
team." 
> > 38. "NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-h***-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine." 
> > 39. "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research." 
> > 40. Harley Davidson logo shirt, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE B**** FELL
> OFF!" 
> > 41. "We divorced over religious differences. My husband thought he
was
> God, and I didn't."