Return-Path: Received: from mx12.nyc.untd.com (mx12.nyc.untd.com [10.140.24.72]) by p1.boston.juno.com with SMTP id AAA83VKE3AJG2CVA for (sender ); Tue, 1 Oct 2002 09:35:21 -0400 (EST) Received: from cpimssmtpu04.email.msn.com (cpimssmtpu04.email.msn.com [207.46.181.80]) by mx12.nyc.untd.com with SMTP id AAA83VKE3ABLRN9J (sender ); Tue, 1 Oct 2002 09:35:21 -0400 (EST) Received: from Default ([63.157.44.104]) by cpimssmtpu04.email.msn.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.4905); Tue, 1 Oct 2002 06:34:07 -0700 Message-ID: <00c001c26960$12021b20$682c9d3f@Default> From: "Jim Cochran" To: "Jim & Sue Watts" , , "Jerry/Joan Turner" , "Trisha" , "Marlene A Pruett" , "Peggy" , "Gary Neuenschwander" , "Alan E. McAdams" , , "Charlene Delisle" , "Jimmy Cochran" , "Bill Braden" , Subject: Fw: Democrat or Republican Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2002 08:34:39 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_00BB_01C26925.618C8260" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6600 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2919.6600 Return-Path: brojim1@msn.com X-OriginalArrivalTime: 01 Oct 2002 13:34:08.0433 (UTC) FILETIME=[38199A10:01C2694F] This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_00BB_01C26925.618C8260 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable ----- Original Message -----=20 From: jim deke=20 To: Jim Cochran ; SHANNON DEKE ; vonda holland ; Don Tennant ; Jack = vaughan ; gavaughan@charter.net ; Tom & Dixie Vaughan ; Marlyn Hopkins ; = Danielle Maness ; Scott Franson ; dave reader=20 Sent: Sunday, September 29, 2002 7:07 AM Subject: Fw: Democrat or Republican ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Doug & Tracie Huffman=20 To: Bobby Blackburn (E-mail) ; Camille Langford (E-mail) ; Cousin Suzy = (E-mail) ; Dave Huffman (E-mail) ; Dino Strunk (E-mail) ; Gordon Koop = (E-mail) ; Jim Deke (E-mail) ; Joan Huffman (E-mail) ; Lily Fisher = (E-mail) ; Lisa Lippold (E-mail) ; Perry Edenburn (E-mail)=20 Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 10:19 PM Subject: FW: Democrat or Republican I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day south of Gila = Bend when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was = flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride = to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or Republican," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same = question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, = since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to few = Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. = She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican. "Democrat!", I shouted. "Hop in!", replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman = in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect = breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up = her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the = brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?", she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for = five minutes and already I want to screw somebody." ------=_NextPart_000_00BB_01C26925.618C8260 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
 
----- Original Message -----=20
From: jim deke =
To: Jim=20 Cochran ; SHANNON DEKE ; vonda holland ; Don Tennant ; Jack vaughan ; gavaughan@charter.net ; Tom & = Dixie=20 Vaughan ; Marlyn=20 Hopkins ; Danielle Maness ; Scott = Franson ; dave reader =
Sent: Sunday, September 29, 2002 7:07 AM
Subject: Fw: Democrat or Republican

 
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Doug = & Tracie=20 Huffman
To: Bobby Blackburn (E-mail) ; Camille=20 Langford (E-mail) ; Cousin Suzy (E-mail) ; Dave Huffman=20 (E-mail) ; Dino Strunk (E-mail) ; Gordon = Koop=20 (E-mail) ; Jim=20 Deke (E-mail) ; Joan Huffman (E-mail) ; Lily = Fisher=20 (E-mail) ; Lisa Lippold (E-mail) ; Perry = Edenburn=20 (E-mail)
Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 10:19 PM
Subject: FW: Democrat or Republican

I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day south of = Gila =20 Bend when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it = too was =20 flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get=20 a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old = man in a=20 van.
He yelled out  the window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I = sure do,"=20 I replied.

"You a Democrat or Republican," asked the old=20 man.

"Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to = Hell,"=20 yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down = the=20 window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same = answer,=20 "Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I = thought=20 it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since = this area=20 seemed to be overly political and there appeared to few=20 Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by = a=20 beautiful blonde.  She smiled seductively and asked if I was a = Democrat or=20 Republican.

"Democrat!", I shouted.

"Hop in!", replied the = blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous = woman in=20 the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair,=20  perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride = higher and=20 higher up her  thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." = She=20 immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car = stopped, I=20 jumped out.
"What's the matter?", she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a = Democrat for=20 five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
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