Just  the other day, I ran into an old girlfriend at a mulching seminar.  She invited me to her wedding the following  Saturday.  Later I remembered that  I would be missing the World Series which was on at the same time.  So I took my Walkman radio to listen to the game.  Being caught up in the game and not my surroundings, I was so upset that when the pitcher walked in a run, I didn't realize that the preacher had just got to the part where he says " If anyone disagrees to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace." so  I proceeded to yell " you lousy loser, how many more guys are you going to let score on you?"