You Know Your Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
		
	You answer the door before people knock.
	Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
	You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
	You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
	You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
	You sleep with your eyes open.
	The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
	You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
	You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you  don't  even work there.
	You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
	Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
	You chew on other people's fingernails.
	The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
	Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devils blend!
	You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
	You can jump-start your car without cables.
	Cocaine is a downer.
	You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
	Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low.'
	You don't sweat, you percolate.
	You buy "Half & Half"  by the barrel.
	You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
	Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
	You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
	The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
	Instant Coffee takes too long.
	When someone says, "How are You", you say, "Good to the last drop".
	You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
	You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar".
	You can't even remember your second cup.
	You help your dog chase its tail.
	You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
	You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation".
	Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.