From: "Marion Barton" To: "COCHRAN, JIM" Date: FRI, 07 APR 2000 09:35:17 -0600 Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Joke 4/7/2000 Message-ID: Received: from mx5.boston.juno.com (mx5.boston.juno.com [205.231.100.55]) by m1.boston.juno.com with SMTP id AAA6Q56YPAY9ZKZ2 for (sender ); Fri, 7 Apr 2000 10:38:05 -0400 (EST) Received: from sysfive.basspro.com (gateway.basspro.com [12.14.224.254]) by mx5.boston.juno.com with SMTP id AAA6Q56YPAG9FXGS for (sender ); Fri, 7 Apr 2000 10:38:05 -0400 (EST) Received: from basspro.com([12.14.224.254]) by SYSFIVE.BASSPRO.COM (IBM OS/400 SMTP V04R03M00) with TCP; Fri, 7 Apr 2000 09:38:22 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Status: Read X-Juno-Att: 0 Return-Path: >

Some Short Blonde Jokes: >

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, >the wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment >and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. >

The husband said, "Who was that?" >

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast >is clear.' >

************** >
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the >sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror >and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." >

The second blonde says, "Here,let me see!" >

So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the >mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" >

************** >
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out >and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens >the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really >angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does she is >overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her own head. >

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" >

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" >

*************** >
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was >pregnant? >

"Is it mine?" >
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