1.   Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them all out
2.   Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill
3.   Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4.   When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
5.   Find out what a frog in the blender really looks like.
6.   Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram.
7.   Make a to-do list of things you've already done. 
8.   Dance in your underwear in front of your pets.
9.   Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him to preschool as if 	nothing happened.
10. Retaliate for your tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals
11. Tattoo "OUT TO LUNCH" on your forehead
12. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them off of the top 	floor.
13. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives
14. Go shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat in it.  Return it all the next day.
15. Pay your electric bill in pennies
16. Drive to work in reverse.
17. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of Gilligans Island during that important finance meeting.
18. Refresh yourself: put your tongue on a frozen steel guardrail.
19. Polish your in-laws car with earwax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages
21. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Lie on your back eating celery.....using your navel as a dip dish.
25. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
26. Make up your own language and ask strangers for directions.
27. Play a rousing game of Ping-Pong with a billiard ball.
28. Spread your peanut-butter and jelly on the outside of your sandwich.
29. Drive to work.  Go to the employee pay phone.  Call in sick. Go home.
30. Pay your Mastercard with your Visa.
31. Take the next telephone solicitors home phone number and tell him you'll 	call him at home later.
32. Go through a fast food drive through and order a whole meal one trip at a time.