MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES

	It has been brought to the managements attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees.  Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated!
	The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to  properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees.  Therefore, the management  has compiled the folowing coded list.  It is  imperitive that all employees understand and memorize these coded phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

	NEW PHRASE				OLD PHRASE
Im not certain that's feasable.			No fucking way!

Really?						You've got to be shitting me.

Perhaps you should check with.....		Tell someone that gives a 						fuck.

Of course I'm concerned.			Ask me if I give a fuck.

I wasn't involved with that project.		It's not my fucking problem.

Interesting behavior.				What the fuck.....?

I'm not sure that I can implement this.		Fuck.  It wont work.

I'll try to schedule that.			Why the fuck didnt 							you tell me this sooner?

Perhaps I can work late.			When the fuck do they expect 						me to do this?

Are you sure it's not a problem.		Who the fuck cares?

He's not familiar with that problem.		He's got his head up his ass.

You don't say?					Eat shit.

Excuse me?					Eat shit and die.

Excuse me sir?					Eat shit and die mother 						fucker.

They weren't happy with it.			What the fuck do they want 						from me?

So you would like to help with it?		Kiss.  My.  Ass.

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment		Fuck it, I'm on break.

I don't think you understand.			Shove it up your ass.

I love a challenge.				This job sucks.

You want me to take care of this?		Who the hell died and made 						you boss/

I see....						Blow me.