MEDICAL DICTIONARY OF THE SOUTH

Artery = The study of paintings.
Bacteria = The back door of a cafeteria.
Barium = What doctors do when patients die.
Bowel= A letter like a, e, i, o, u
Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome.
CAT scan = Searching for a kitty.
Colic = A sheep dog.
D & C = Where Washington is.
Dilate = To live long.
Enema = Not a friend.
Genital = Not a Jew.
GI series = A soldier ball game.
Hangnail = A coat hook.
Impotent = Distinguished; Well-known.
Labor pain = Getting hurt at work.
Medical staff = A doctor's cane.
Morbid = A higher offer.
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates.
Node = Was aware of.
Outpatient = A person who fainted.
Pap smear = A fatherhood test.
Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis.
Postoperative = A letter carrier.
Recovery room = A place to do upholstery.
Rectum = Dang near killed him.
Seizure = A Roman Emperor.
Tablet = A small table.
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor = More than one.
Urine = Opposite of your're out.
Varicose = Near by.
Vein = Conceited.