Q:	What has 99 legs & 49 teeth?
A:	The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Q:	How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A:	Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a 
	"teethbrush."

Q:	What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?
A:	An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

Q:	What's the difference between trash and white trash?
A:	Absolutely nothing. They both drive around in dump trucks, smell
	like shit, and get more and more rotten each day.


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There were this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one
day till he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag.

Jethro: Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?

Billy Joe: In this bag here I got me chickens.

Jethro: Chickens! I sure would like chickens. I bet you if I guess how
	many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one...

Billy Joe: Sheeeeiiit Jethro if you guess how many chickens I got in this 	  
bag I'll give you 'both' of them

Jethro: uhhh... 5

Billy Joe: Nope