From: To: ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Jane VanBemden ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Subject: Blondes Date: Wednesday, March 01, 2000 12:04 AM from Jane... She is soooooooooooooo blonde that... She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought General Motors was in the army. She tripped over a cordless phone. She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK". On an application where it says "Sign Here" she put "Sagittarius". She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." She sold the car for gas money! When she saw "Under 17 Not Admitted" she went home and got 16 friends. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home