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I WANNA KNOW

(parody by John H. Wiley (c) 1999)(to the tune of "Let It Snow")

The records I'm getting are frightful
They could be so delightful
And I've no clue where to go
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!

I really don't want to be stopping
I'd love it if things were popping
My enthusiasm's way down low
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!

When the pedigree's good and tight
I'll be happy, no longer torn
If the mailman does me right
I'll know just where Gramps was born.

New CDs I'm always buying
All the Web sites I keep trying
If there's just one sibling to go
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!

From Rootsweb Review, 14 December, 2000

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