Guess Who It Is: It is reported that recently a certain individual in this city, who is particular about his washing, lately wrote a note to his washerwoman and one to his sweet-heart, and by a strange fatality, put the wrong address on each envelope and sent them off. The washerwoman was well pleased at an invitation to take a ride the next day: but when the young lady read "If you tumble up my shirt bosom any more as you did the last time, I will go somewhere else," she cried all the evening and declared she would never speak to him again.

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