WHO DONE IT……….?
When me Prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me arse was wed,
Me Mudder.
Who took me from me cosy cot
And put me on the Ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not,
Me Mudder.
And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bumb,
Me Mudder.
Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder.
Who looked at me with eyebows knit
And nearly have a kingsize fit
When in me Sunday pants me shit,
Me Mudder.
When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep…..
Me Farver.
Moby Deep 1974