I remember as a lad my father's ability with a soccer ball. He
could keep a ball in the air, seemingly forever, tapping it from
toe to toe, from knee to head, never actually working too hard at
it and making it look so easy. He could kick a ball and make it
do crazy things. I recall watching from behind the net one time
when he took a penalty shot. He walked up to the ball, he never
ran, kicked it, and it flew toward the right side of the net.
Naturally, the goalkeeper leapt to the right, only to watch as
the ball took a big sweeping curve and ended up in the left hand
corner of the net. He could kick what he called a "daisy
cutter". The ball would be bouncing along innocently, not
going too quickly, when all of a sudden the spin that he had put
on it would cause the ball to shoot ahead with a sudden change of
speed. Sometimes, a ball was kicked over his head (it didn't take
much as he stood only 5'1"). He would watch it go over and
then at the last second, reach back and slam it back down the
field, using his heel.
He would, on occasion, play with all the neighbourhood kids in
the field across from our house. The game was keep away; Dad
versus all the kids. He would flip the ball up and then head it
into the air. When the ball came down, he was there waiting for
it. Our favourite thing though, was when Dad would be dribbling
the ball, hopping and stepping in all directions at once, and
tapping the ball in various ways to keep it away from us. All of
a sudden he would give us a head fake, stop the ball and then run
away from it. Naturally, all the kids would chase Dad and just
leave the ball sitting there. He used to do it regularly, but we
seldom learned to resist his illusion of having the ball with
him.
St. Martin's UFC Guernsey, Jersey Easter 1921 - Victor front, centre with ball
He had been a play maker when he had played serious ball when he
was younger, and his ability to keep the ball away was not
limited to kids. At one game in Lindsay, he came off the field
puzzled and asked Mom why one player on the other team had been
so mad at him. Mom replied that anyone would have become angry
having been made to look like such a fool. Apparently, Dad had
been looking for someone to pass the ball to, and had not even
been aware of what he had been doing. He had been playing keep
away as easily with this opposing player as he had with us kids,
and the guy hadn't appreciated the humour of the situation.
Dad learned to play soccer as a kid in Guernsey. He told of
kicking a stone or a can or something to school every day. He was
so accustomed to using his feet instead of his hands, that when
he would play catch with me, me with my baseball glove, if the
ball wasn't right to his hands but off to the side, a foot would
snake out and knock the ball down to his feet. He would then bend
over to pick up the ball to toss it back to me. The reflex to use
his feet was too strong. He just couldn't force himself to reach
out with his hands.
Dad began to play senior league soccer in the "Old
Country" when he was 15 years old. He, along with some
friends, was at a game when the local team was missing one
player. Rather then default the game, the coach asked the local
kids, "Do any of you have your cleats with you?" Dad
did. He played for the senior team that day, wearing a jersey
that hung down to his knees. They won two to one. Dad had scored
the two goals. He was from then on a member of the team.
St. Yves FC, Guernsey, 1912 - Victor front, second from left
Dad was not a teetotaller, but he seldom drank more than one
beer, and that only in company. At Christmas, when neighbours
would drop in, Dad would offer them a beer and sit and visit and
sip on his beer. When they left, he would cap his beer and return
it to the fridge. When the next neighbour dropped in, Dad would
get this neighbour a beer and retrieve his already started beer
to continue it. Therefore, it seemed out of character to hear of
the following story of when Dad was in the army, during World War
I.
Being a good soccer player meant that Dad, a private, would often
receive a quick temporary promotion to Lieutenant Barbé when the
officers' team had a game with another outfit. One day, he and
another ringer were to play in a game with the officers of their
regiment. The day of the game, Dad and his buddy apparently got
loaded before the game. The officer in charge, the coach, knew
that with his two ringers, the other team didn't have much of a
chance, so, just before the game he instructed them to win but
not by so high a score as to embarrass the other team. After
having scored a couple of goals, Dad and his chum remembered the
instructions too well. So, when they would work the ball down the
field and approach the opponents' net, since they knew weren't
supposed to score any more, their inebriated brains had them work
the ball back down the field toward their own goal. This went on
for a considerable length of time, up and down the field and the
other team ended up being more embarrassed than they would have
been by a high score.
I didn't learn to play soccer well, in spite of Dad's example. It
was ethnic at the time and I was Canadian. So my games were
hockey and baseball. There weren't organised soccer leagues for
kids back then either. None the less, I wasn't able to completely ignore
soccer, and because I could run fast even though I didn't really
have a clue about the game, I ended up somehow playing for the
senior team in Lindsay one year. We had a match against the
"Old-timers", former players in their late thirties and
early forties. Dad was playing with them too. He was 63 at the
time. That would make me about 20. We lost the game 1 to 0. They
were lucky enough to score a goal. We couldn't get near their
net. Dad was playing back. He had an instinct for where the ball
would go, and without seeming to rush, when the ball arrived at a
certain place on the field, there he was waiting for it. We would
laboriously work the ball down the field. (I say "we"
as I was a member of the team even though I wasn't much use at
this part of the game. Because of my speed, I was designated the
role of ball retriever.) Once the ball arrived near the other
goal, it immediately became Dad's ball. There would be a loud
"whump" and the ball would be back at our end all over
again. Dad wasn't wearing his glasses, so to him, the far end of
the field was just a blur of coloured jerseys. Even though he
didn't realise it, he made me look good that day. He would glance
down field, find a group of friendly coloured sweaters and boot
the ball in that direction. The lone opposing jersey was mine. I
was able, therefore, to frequently use my one skill to retrieve
the ball and quickly pass it to someone else who knew what they
were doing, to start the next rush down the field.
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Lindsay Legion FC, c1948, Victor front right, Ron - mascot
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